Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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