Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
soo... how was my night?
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