What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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