where does the pee come out of this thing
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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