my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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