I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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