I heard we made out
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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