i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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