Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO