a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.