I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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