Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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