respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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