I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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