found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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