This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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