he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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