quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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