Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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