she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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