that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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