He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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