I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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