the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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