thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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