we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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