I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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