best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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