i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Hippo gnu deer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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