Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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