Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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