He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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