At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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