For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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