i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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did i walk over a car last night?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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