its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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