doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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