I got chris browned last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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