Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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