Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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