Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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