I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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whose parrot is this?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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