Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Who did Billy Mays play for?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
