Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
try to milk me bitch
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