i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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