Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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