soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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