YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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