plz talk dirty to me
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
