Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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