Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You're like the curious george of whores
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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