Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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