Christians are straight up FREAKS
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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