my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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